jack

yes, this is the third i'm blogging about last night....

so i'm peeing in a stall (standing) and look down and my shadow tells me that i'm jack. no, not jack sparrow, jack from jack in the box (very clear shadow). i realize that the dude next to me will also see my shadow and know that i have a giant jack ball for a head and wonder what that means. he kicks me under the stall spacer.

i finish up and go around ready to kick the guy's ass and it's my friend dan, but he's really young. i call him an ass hole and we go our merry way.

maybe i was supposed to be a jack in the box and not a pirate?

hmmm

the hot girl

i'm back in high school (ugh) and there's this girl who's just "the hot girl" in school and she's a total bitch. for some reason i look enough like this other hot girl (go figure) and decide to fuck with other hot girl (let's call her brunette....because i look like the hot blonde) and i decide to dress up like hot blonde, who's kind of brunette's friend but not super close. so one day at school, dressed as hot blonde, in the middle of the hallway i go up to brunette and pull her into a little alcove (kind of like those alcoves they stick water fountains in, so she can't get away but everyone can see) and proceed to make out with her :)

she freaks, everyone thinks she's a lesbian, and i walk away smiling.

brilliant! but really twisted *shrugs*

BB King!

so this was a weird one. for some reason i was chillin' out in some practice room somewhere playing guitar with someone or showing someone something (may have been mom, don't remember), and i think for some reason BB King walks in just passin' through or chekin' out the room! for some reason i was already chillin' with someone famous who i can't remember right now ('nother guitarist...) and they jammed for us a short bit and i got a quick lesson on the soul of blues : ) but i got BB King's autograph on my guitar (the electric) which was made of wood for some reason (mine is jet black) and he tells me he likes that particular model (we both understood it was a cheapish guitar) and i ask him to show me what it can do. he rips out some sick riffs and tells me my high notes are a little off and i tell him it's probably because i play a lot of drop tuned rock and fine tuned it to that. he agrees but says it's minor, haha.

very cool.