had a really weird fuckin' dream last night about going to someone's house or farm and they had all these weird animals.

of note was this cute little black and pink pig that could talk! it scared the shit outa me! started just repeating "hi" and then ended up saying, "yeah, I can talk, you idiot." but he was just joking around. he was a very nice pig but just wanted to surprise me.

and in another weird dream i was on some group trip (i think it had to do with some sport) and they like ran outa' the economy rental cars and gave me an opalescent green VIPER. unfortunately it was rainy and slushy on the roads and i couldn't open up on 'er. travesty. that would'a been sweet.